A mock comic book cover featuring a bedsheet ghost holding up a laptop that has a mouth full of monster teeth instead of a screen. Ghost’s speech bubble reads: 'Welcome to my website, stranger' and laptop’s speech bubble reads: 'Come closer, human. Just one byte...'

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A button with a pixel art-style triangular warning sign next to the words 'Warning: Page contains JavaScript!' A button with the words 'Mobile friendly' next to an illustration of a smartphone displaying a heart on its screen. A rectangular button with the words with the words 'DANGER! Dumbass Webmaster ahead!' next to an illustration of a green-haired anime girl with big, round glasses. A button with the words 'Neocities: The Web is Yours!'' A button with the words with the words 'Internet Roadkill' next to a cartoon cow with crossed out eyes. A button with the words 'Under Construction' Button reads: 'A website coded with my own two hands.' Button reads: 'This website is handmade.' Button reads: 'Hand Coded.'
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